convocation

started work for abt 2 weeks as a lifeless engineer..

leave my house at 6.30am and reached hme at 9pm..

thats how boring my life is now..

and that explains the lack of updates..

nevertheless i managed to watch a couple of movies..

harry potter, invisible target, simpsons..

bought a new pair of bball shoes!

went on a date! and got caught by miss yeo n marvin.. -_-"

took neoprint for e 3rd time in my whole life..

convo was a gd break from my work..

gotta meet lots of my classmates..

but everything was in a mess..

and i didn't get to take pics with so many pple..

felt like i'm in hogwarts sch during convo when i saw all e profs in their gowns..

finally had the feeling of graduation..

but still i would like to say..

some of the profs suck..

they were actually slping during e ceremony!

and NothingToUse sucks.. no extra tic for my sis when there're so many empty seats ard..

and e stupid prof in charge of changing the fyp presentation dates have not replied my email till today!

my family:

my sis and i:

my mp4011 project mates:

MAE grad dinner at Conrad hotel on fri nite!

the food was ok but the company was great!

took even more pics!

the ones that matter:


met my indonesian hall friends too:

1 of the best guy i met in ntu and sleepy-eyes me:

and i got to know a new fren.. cute?

supposed to take my ippt yesterday but it was raining..

it rained on my ippt day for the past 3 years as well..

and i always have to book a 2nd date..

hope i'll clear it by nxt weekend cuz i dun have much time left..

the end..

more hk pics frm HY..

let the pics do the talking..

@ the airport.. all ready to fly to hk:

where we had our 1st meal:

food in hk was always in larger proportions and much saltier:

i wonder how's inside like:

when we 1st arrive:

i think yang is too heavy:

and e result is we were all drenched:

when we left:

if you see this in hk, tap ur octopus card and u'll get $2 off ur nxt ride:

Alan caught in action:

and i was locked out of my rm:

feeling so tired:

n throwing tantrums like a kid:

Bruce Lee.. i nvr really know much abt him till my final year in ntu when i was shown his videos and interviews during lecture.. from then i started to admire him..

first day of work

OT..

toothbrushes and sex

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30,">she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success." "Very good," said the teacher.

Little Jenny was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events." "Very good, Jenny," said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath. Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said. "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?" "Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny. "Toothbrushes," echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?" "I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand. I gave everybody who walked by a sample. They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like shit!" Then I would>say, "It is shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"

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Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius ..

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable because, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah!Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex morethan men?
PCK : Of course woman lah! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load(road), den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not? Ehhh? Don't pray pray ah.
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sexwhen she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah! Useyour Blain(brain), use yourblainnn ..........
Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight(correct) or not?
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn. you go and dig your nose in flont of your wholeclass izit?? Stupid lah!!
Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, youare very good.
PCK : Aiyah ...... best in SingaporeandJB, and some say Batam also ah !!!

I found a job!

been busy searching for jobs and attending interviews for the past 2 weeks..

that explains the lack of updates..

went for 8 interviews in total and i think i'm damn experienced now..

from PE teacher to sales manager to financial advisor to engineer..

those who want tips for interviews can come look for me..

coming thursday onwards, i'm officially a workin adult..

mechanical engineer in Bintai Kindenko..


I suspect i'll be a workaholic soon with no life at all..
so pls ask me out during wkday nites or wkends..

anyway, below are more hk pics i got from alan:





when we juz reached Dorsett Seaview hotel:


its damn obvious we're tourists:



believe me.. i'm a left hander:







i've always think i have a fat ass:



avenue of stars:

tram to The Peak:

stanley market:

see how happy i was:

last nite fun w/o alan: