toothbrushes and sex

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30,">she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success." "Very good," said the teacher.

Little Jenny was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events." "Very good, Jenny," said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath. Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said. "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?" "Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny. "Toothbrushes," echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?" "I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand. I gave everybody who walked by a sample. They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like shit!" Then I would>say, "It is shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"

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Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius ..

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable because, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah!Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex morethan men?
PCK : Of course woman lah! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load(road), den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not? Ehhh? Don't pray pray ah.
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sexwhen she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah! Useyour Blain(brain), use yourblainnn ..........
Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight(correct) or not?
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn. you go and dig your nose in flont of your wholeclass izit?? Stupid lah!!
Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, youare very good.
PCK : Aiyah ...... best in SingaporeandJB, and some say Batam also ah !!!